I cracked up reading what the ladies at DISGRASIAN™ thought happened in Roger Federer‘s player’s box during his 4-6, 4-6, 7-6 (7-5), 7-6 (10-8), 7-9 loss to Rafael Nadal at this year’s Wimbledon final.
MIRKA: O-kay. Time to regroup.
GAVIN: Bummer. I can’t believe my boy lost.
GWEN: Dude. I thought Roger was supposed to be, like, hella good.
MIRKA: There’s always the U.S. Open. No need to panic. (beat) Fuck. I need a donut.
GAVIN: Hey, look! Messages on my BlackBerry! I wonder who called. This could be exciting.
GWEN: Oh shit, I feel a fart coming on.
(Read the rest here.)