“overheard” at the wimbledon final

I cracked up reading what the ladies at DISGRASIAN™ thought happened in Roger Federer‘s player’s box during his 4-6, 4-6, 7-6 (7-5), 7-6 (10-8), 7-9 loss to Rafael Nadal at this year’s Wimbledon final.

MIRKA: O-kay. Time to regroup.

GAVIN: Bummer. I can’t believe my boy lost.

GWEN: Dude. I thought Roger was supposed to be, like, hella good.

MIRKA: There’s always the U.S. Open. No need to panic. (beat) Fuck. I need a donut.

GAVIN: Hey, look! Messages on my BlackBerry! I wonder who called. This could be exciting.

GWEN: Oh shit, I feel a fart coming on.

(Read the rest here.)

Comments

  1. Monica K says

    That was hilarious! One glazed, one with sprinkles…hahaha. I’d make sure I’d be shaggin’ all my donut weight off if I was with Rog. She’s thick but not in a bad way. It’s nice to see a hotshot athlete with a woman that’s not a stick and is healthy.

  2. Sarah says

    Aww, I love Mirka! But that was funny. I like the way Rog doesn’t care if she wants to snack out on donuts, and chew gum during his matches and wear a plastic bag for a raincoat. One day I hope to find a man that will let me to equally embarrassing things and still let me out in public with him.

  3. Johanna says

    Yes, Anonymous, it’s cheap. I’m tired of the cracks to Mirka’s weight. Does anyone scrutinize Uncle Toni’s weight? Or Masha’s Dad’s weight (oh, he’d find a way to kill you!)….

    Credit to Mirka for not buckling under dumb scrutiny and throwing herself toward some anorexic end to look like any Hollywood actress, or for that matter, some model girlfriend the camera pans to, in the guest box.

  4. Monica K says

    It is nice to see some one famous with a normal woman. It’s quite refreshing. She’s one of the reasons that I like Rog and one of the reasons that I like her. She’s prolly skinnier than I am and I’m not being crude or sarcastic.

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