this, after all, is america

Anyone is free to play tennis, even Britney Spears. X17 violated her privacy caught up with her on the court at the Promises rehab facility in Malibu.

Hmm… if Hantuchova and Sharapova say “no” to my suggestion about this dress, perhaps Miss Spears will take me up on the tip. She’d look so adorable!

Pictures from X17, via ohnotheydidnt